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Ashley and Juans Sexily embraceIt was 2:00 am in the morning and Ashley just got back from a night of clubbing.She waltzed in through the front door like people do, there sat Juan with his pants to his knees, his limp burrito grazing his knees." WHO ARE YOU!?" exclaimed Ashley." Are you Mrs. Smith ?" Juan quickly responded" Not again ?" Ashley responded with a slightly disgusted face." Mrs. Smith, is my step mother this isn't the first time she tricked some Mexican into fucking her, thinking they would get a green card out of it "" I'm sorry, i go home now" Responded Juan embarrassed and ashamed, because he knew this wasn't the first some gringo tricked him after all those Craigslist Ads were too good to be true." WAIT " Ashley said quickly, maybe ill have a use for you after all...Juan confused like an Amish family at Best Buy, looked around thinking maybe this was a setup by the immigration police; He quickly pulled up his jeans and hastily zipped up his pants, so fast that his foreskin got caught güvenilir bahis in the zipper." AHH MI CHURRO " Juan screamed, on the floor and twitching from pain.Eventually the pain was so great Juan passed out, and it was up to Ashley to save him." I know what I have to do" Ashley exclaimedAshley got down to his level and started licking his burrito like a stray dog licks the trash cans behind an Ar bees, on a Friday night."IT'S NOT WORKING" Ashley now afraid every minute longer Juan is passed out is a minute closer he might get into slipping into a c***. Frustrated, Ashley tried her hardest to think of what might help Juan reach an arousal peak that no man has reached before; Then she remembered what she saw when she was at the flea market a few weeks ago. "Tapatio, Bingo" Ashley Thought out loud.Ashley ran to the kitchen and grabbed the Tapatio out of the fridge and quickly ran back over to Juan, She poured the entire bottle onto the revealing foreskin still there on the outside of his zipper, alone türkçe bahis like an Orphan who nobody wants.This caused a very slight sizzling sound inside Juan's pants. Curious as to where the sound was coming from Ashley put her head closer to Juans chimichanga, and with no warning Juan turned fully erect like a ballong being inflated with an industrial powered air blower. In fact it got so erect it popped open the zipper and popped off the button; Without a single second to duck for cover the button went flying breaking the window triggering the silent Alarm and ricocheting, and hitting Ashley square in the forehead. "Ay dios mios" Juan said after waking up with his Mexican Salami hard and covered in Tapatio.He ran to the kitchen sink and with no pants on squatted, letting the cold water cool down his flaming hot cheeto. Before he knew it there were police Slamming the door screaming."OPEN UP, POLICE" Before Juan could do anything 4 police officers with their handguns charged into the home pointing güvenilir bahis siteleri there guns at Juan." What the fuck" Police Officer " #1" LOOK OVER THERE IS THAT A GIRL?" Police Officer #2 " YOU SICK BASTARD YOU ****D AND KILLED THIS WOMEN " Screamed Police Officer #4" Wait It isn- " Juan said a second before getting tackled by a police officer. The rush was too much, Juan couldn't hold it anymore; First Ashley then Tapatio, Juan ejaculated all over the police officer." OH WHAT THE FUCK " Disgusted the Police officer yelled out loud flailing his arms. " OH MY GOD SOME OF IT GOT IN MY EYE, IM BLIND! " Juan came just enough to blind the police officer, and make a run for it. Officer #1 ready to chase after him as Juan jumped out of the window, suddenly stopped by Officer #3" Let him go, he wont get far with how swollen that penis was "[ THE NEXT DAY ]" Ughh what happened last night " Ashley said awaking from her slumber" Why is there tapatio and cum everywhere? "" Oh whatever "Later that day Ashley went to the Orphanage and Adopted a young African American c***d who would later join the NBA and be known as Shaquille O'Neal.As for Juan, no one really knows where he is today, it's rumored he ran so far he ended up in Canada."